- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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