Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A fat guy!

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A man penetrates another man.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your face

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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