Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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