- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Male leadership.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Your sex life.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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