- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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