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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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