NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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