- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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