- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's your guys names?

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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