What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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