Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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