- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

haha black people :D

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

im @ work, LOL.

You were born.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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