- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are red.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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