Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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