- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

the NAACP

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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