- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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