- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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