How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Anti Joke

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