A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

This sentence is a lie.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A van drives into a car.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

You and your parents are going to die today

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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