A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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