- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

flavin's head

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

The holocaust

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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