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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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