- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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