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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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