- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Skinny people fart less.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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