- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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