What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Feminism.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A Chinese man fails a math test

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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