Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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