A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

PENIS :)

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did katy fall off her bike?

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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