Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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