Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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