- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

q

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??