Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A jew enters a mall.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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