- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

white or wheat? wheat please.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A seal walks into a club.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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