Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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