What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Your mom.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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mexicans fishing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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