- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

how man

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

360 NO SCOPE

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Donald Trump

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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