What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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