- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Ham sandwich

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Tommy got neutered.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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