- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

My Boyfriend

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Terraria

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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