- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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