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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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