Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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