What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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