- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock Knock The doors already open

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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