- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

ask me if im a door yes

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