- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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