what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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all the kids had fun

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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pudding

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