- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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