Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Obama

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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