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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Your mother is so fat.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you call your mom? Mom

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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