how do you save a black man ... u don't

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Cancer.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

autistic kids rock

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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