- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

I have a horse.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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