Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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batman has diarrhea

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Please ignore this statement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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