A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Hello penis

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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