what did jacob say to coach a joke

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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