Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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I dont have a girlfriend

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Anti Joke

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