- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Penis

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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