Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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