Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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