Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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