Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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