What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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