What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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justin beiber sucks

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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