Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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nothing

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A seal walks into a club.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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