- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.