- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

hiya

No soap radio

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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