- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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