Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A shark ate your mom

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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