Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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