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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

hey hey apple

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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