Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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