- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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