whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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