- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Neil is a reterd.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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