- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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