what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Julian Ha.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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