- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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