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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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