- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Your mother just died.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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