Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Gus's mom

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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