- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I need to start studying.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Who wants water? I do.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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