Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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