- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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