- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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