Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Gus's mom

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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