- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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