Whats 1+1? window!

how do you call someone? use a phone

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Badabing.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Beka has AIDS

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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