Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Diarrhea

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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