- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Caroline Kelly.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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