two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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don't just stand there

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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