- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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