You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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