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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Black people being friendly.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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