- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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