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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Penis-biter

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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