- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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