What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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