- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Ready for something funny? nothing

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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