- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Who wants water? I do.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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