- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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