Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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