What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

united we sit, cause we're fat

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Women's professional sports

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Maths.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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