What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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The WNBA

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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