Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

mexicans fishing

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Your mom.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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