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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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