A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A guy walks into a bar

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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