Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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