There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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