Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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