Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Kys

your mum

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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