why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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