- Anti Joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

White NBA players.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

This is a joke.

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