I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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