What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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asians have slitted eyes lol

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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