- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's long and black The unemployment line

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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