- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

an emo girl walked into a white room

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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