Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Emily Walker.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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