- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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