What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

canada

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

The holocaust

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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