- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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