- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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