- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

when debbie meets downer

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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