What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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