- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

tim has no humor

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did you poop because you are a poop

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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