- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

I put my baby in a microwave.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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