- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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