- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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