- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A drunk guy walks into a car

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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