- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin beiber..

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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