- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

knock knock Dave's not here.

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